Sunday, September 16, 2007

Bad-Date Culprits...

So...I want to lay out the different types of "bad date" culprits we have...and I'm sure I won't even touch on them all, because as much as my karma tries to force me to experience all of these types at least ONCE, I'm only 32, and I'm sure there are many more to go!

I'm going to start off with the most obvious "brands" of men daters we have, then at some point will get around to the "designer breeds", which are just offspring of the main culprits, fashionably customized to the growing trend of today's skanks, divas and prissy princessas.

Off the top of my head, we have:
1. The Cowards
2. The Just-Don't-Get-It's
3. The Don't-Want-Her-to-Take-My-Money Penny-Pinchers
4. The Just-Wanna-Fuck-but-Pretend-I-Want-More's
5. The Just-Wanna-Fuck's (not too much wrong with y'all, but.....)
6. The Back-Seat Leaders
7. The Fake Pimps and Ballers
8. The Insecure Whiners
9. The Male Divas
10. The Arguers and Fighters
11. The Obnoxious I'm-So-Sexy Superior-Inflicted Delusionals
12. The I-Don't-Wanna-be-Your-Baby's-Daddy Ditchers

Let the training begin....

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